70 Ways solar power generator schematics to Be Obnoxious on Usenet
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1. Post a message asking solar power generator schematics how to post messages. 2. Put four addresses, solar power generator schematics five lines of “geek code,” six ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key and your home telephone number in your signature. 3. Reinvigorate a discussion by switching attributions in follow-ups. 4. Post recipes on rec.pets.cats. 5. Post a 56-part binary MPG file of your dog on new.answers. Then announce that you screwed it up and repeat. 6. On the MST3K groups, ask what happened to Joel. 7. Reacquaint the readers of rec.humor with the “two-strings-go-into-a-bar” joke. 8. Post your new “War Heroes of India” FAQ to soc.culture.pakistan. solar power generator schematics 9. Start this week’s new AOL virus rumor. 10. Format your posts for 90 columns (or 20). 11. Post elaborate conspiracy theories to talk.politics.misc detailing how ATF agents under the control of Chelsea Clinton and Socks have implanted invisible microchips in your privates. 12. Fill that empty mailbox, make new friends, delight your postmaster and selflessly lead others to riches with a few “MAKE MONEY FAST” posts. 13. Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature. 14. Crosspost Amiga articles to the Mac and PC newsgroups for a valuable interchange of provocative ideas. 15. Announce a mailing list for Bill Gates’s Visa card number. 16. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the words “misspell” and “imbecile” in your follow-up flames. 17. Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster. 18. Ask readers of the Star Trek groups when they last had dates. 19. Follow up every post in a newsgroup, ranking each one on a scale of 1 to 10. 20. Post your trig homework to sci.math, and ask the readers to e-mail you the answers since you “don’t read the group.” 21. Provoke insightful and productive debates on fresh new topics such as abortion, gun control, the existence of God, circumcision, and the relative superiority of Mac or PC operating systems. 22. Maintain a high level of constructive decorum by addressing someone with whom you disagree as “monkey boy.” 23. Post to alt.folklore.urban that this guy that a friend of your uncle’s ex- girlfriend’s boss knew received the donated heart of River Phoenix. 24. Relentlessly inform the readers of groups such as rec.pets.iguanas or solar power generator schematics sci.agriculture of your UFO, JFK, OJ, NRA, NSA, NutraSweet and Azeri genocide theories. Relate them all to sunspot activity and ancient astronauts. 25. Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their killfile. 26. Post whining, misspelled and vaguely creepy personal ads in wildly solar power generator schematics inappropriate newsgroups, and follow up to berate the readers for not responding. 27. Announce that a particular site has opened up a new combination OJ Jury Info/Homemade Bombs/Kiddie Porn/Scientology Documents/Computer Subliminal Hypnosis ftp archive. 28. Post the Niemann-Marcus cookie recipe to rec.food.recipes. 29. Eliminate nearly all meaningful traffic on a newsgroup for weeks by challenging its readership to come up with as many synonyms as possible for the word “vomit”. 30. Claim that you can see “hidden images” in another person’s posts when you cross your eyes. 31. Ask Austrian readers about kangaroos. 32. Ask Australian readers about alpine skiing. 33. Include Rush lyrics or quotes in all your posts. 34. Accuse female posters of being male. 35. Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice. 36. Accuse a fellow AOL or Prodigy subscriber of being a “newbie” because their three months on the net are dwarfed by your own span of four. 37. If you’ve grown tired of typing, effectively end a thread by accusing others of being Nazis. 38. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself. 39. Insist that there’s no such state in the U.S. as “New Mexico.” 40. Post only in Esperanto. 41. Claim a copyright on the word “Usenet,” and follow up all posts you encounter that contain it by posting a bill. 42. Sell “posting permits” in news.announce.newusers. 43. In the spirit of purest optimism, ask other readers to follow up with their account passwords and credit card numbers. 44. Why use a single question mark or solar power generator schematics exclamation point when you can use at 45. List a cute organization name in your header, such as “Canadians for Global Warming.” 46. Insult a poster from another nation based on his country’s performance in World War II. 47. Post vitriolic, frothing, hair-trigger flames in polite newsgroups as if you were a testosterone-crazed adolescent debating in alt.games.doom which shotgun is superior. 48. Follow up spam posts in the belief that the originator, who probably follows the group closely and is desperately curious about receiving feedback, will see your impassioned plea and be so moved by your lengthy, point-by-point indictment of their conduct that they pledge to desist from such activity for all time. 49. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Mr. Spock as your signature. 50. Post to soc.culture.women and ask, “What’s your favorite brand of oven mitt, little ladies?” 51. Steer all debates to your own pet subjects of expertise, regardless of their relevance. 52. Make it clear from your postings that you have a profound inability to distinguish “The X-Files” as fiction. 53. Post 20-part encoded image files from NASA ftp archives that you claim show clear evidence of alien settlements. 54. Insinuate vague conspiracies in all your posts. 55. Post alarming ten-year-old files about Congressional bills to tax modem usage “in the name of freedom.” 56. Claim that unidentified government agencies are censoring your posts. 57. Ask readers to collect aluminum pop-tops on behalf of Craig Shergold. 58. Ask readers of comp.sci.algorighms how to get Super Marios to the castle. 59. POST IN ALL CAPS. 60. omit all punctuation 61. omitallspaces. 62. DOALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE 63. Compose an exhaustively researched 15-part FAQ detailing the favorite movie musicals of relatives of the “Deep Space Nine” cast. solar power generator schematics Post it weekly in its entirety. 64. Strive to ensure that no two consecutive words in your posts are correctly spelled. 65. Enrich the lives of thousands with a thoughtful and impassioned debate on the topic “AOL users suck”. 66. Dispense essential and priceless financial advice, such as the assertion that no one is legally required to pay taxes. 67. Demand that others cease using the letter “e”, as you find it “dply offnsiv”. 68. Follow up another person’s posts every twelve minutes to accuse them of “obsessing.” 69. Follow up two dozen of another person’s posts to accuse them of harassing you. Send copious e-mail messages if you’re ignored. 70. Start pointless debates over topics such as whether Whoopi Goldberg has eyebrows, what happens when you cross the International Date Line, and whether the bad guy in “Popeye” cartoons was named Bluto or Brutus. [The above list was discovered in alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, and thus is not an original work of the current poster. Feel free to add to this list for purposes of Usenet amusement.solar power generator schematics
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these exquisite 142 lines of text: 14. Crosspost Amiga articles to the Mac and PC newsgroups for a valuable interchange of provocative ideas.
LOL!!! I haven't done this one in a long time. Thanks for reminding me!
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solar power generator schematics. the fact that i've seen 90% of these over the last four years makes it all the funnier. - jeff In article < 1. Post a message asking how to post messages. 2. Put four addresses, five lines of "geek code," six ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key and your home telephone number in your signature. 3. Reinvigorate a discussion by switching attributions in follow-ups. 4. Post recipes on rec.pets.cats. 5. Post a 56-part binary MPG file of your dog on new.answers. Then announce that you screwed it up and repeat. 6. On the MST3K groups, ask what happened to Joel. 7. Reacquaint the readers of rec.humor with the solar power generator schematics
"two-strings-go-into-a-bar" joke. 8. Post your new "War Heroes of India" FAQ to
soc.culture.pakistan. 9. Start this week's new AOL virus rumor. 10. Format your posts for 90 columns (or 20). 11. Post elaborate conspiracy theories to talk.politics.misc detailing how ATF agents under the control of Chelsea Clinton and Socks have implanted invisible microchips in your privates. 12. Fill that empty mailbox, make new friends, delight your postmaster and selflessly lead others to riches with a few "MAKE MONEY FAST" posts. 13. Follow up a 200-line post to add only your signature. 14. Crosspost Amiga articles to the Mac and PC newsgroups for a valuable interchange of provocative ideas. 15. Announce a mailing list for Bill Gates's Visa card number. 16. Correct every spelling mistake you encounter, but misspell the words "misspell" and "imbecile" in your follow-up flames. 17. Flame yourself, and complain to your own postmaster. 18. Ask readers of the Star Trek groups when they last had dates. 19. Follow up every post in a newsgroup, ranking each one on a scale of 1 to 10. 20. Post your trig homework to sci.math, and ask the readers to e-mail you the answers since you "don't read the group." 21. Provoke insightful and productive debates on fresh new topics such as abortion, gun control, the existence of God, circumcision, and the relative superiority of Mac or PC operating systems. 22. Maintain a high level of constructive decorum by addressing someone with whom you disagree as "monkey boy." 23. solar power generator schematics Post to alt.folklore.urban that this guy that a friend of your uncle's ex- girlfriend's boss knew received the donated heart of River Phoenix. 24. Relentlessly inform the readers of groups such as rec.pets.iguanas or sci.agriculture of your UFO, JFK, OJ, NRA, NSA, NutraSweet and Azeri genocide theories. Relate them all to sunspot activity and ancient astronauts. 25. Post instructions telling other readers how to put you in their killfile. 26. Post whining, misspelled and vaguely creepy personal ads in wildly inappropriate newsgroups, and follow up to berate the readers for not responding. 27. Announce that a particular site has opened up a new combination OJ Jury Info/Homemade Bombs/Kiddie Porn/Scientology
Documents/Computer Subliminal solar power generator schematics Hypnosis ftp archive. 28. Post the Niemann-Marcus cookie recipe to rec.food.recipes. 29. Eliminate nearly all meaningful traffic on a newsgroup for weeks by challenging its readership to come up with as many synonyms as possible for the word "vomit". 30. Claim that you can see "hidden images" in another person's posts when you cross your eyes. 31. Ask Austrian readers about kangaroos. 32. Ask Australian readers about alpine skiing. 33. Include Rush lyrics or quotes in all your posts. 34. Accuse female posters of being male. 35. Make an anonymous posting accusing others of cowardice. 36. Accuse a fellow AOL or Prodigy subscriber of being a "newbie" because their three months on the net are dwarfed by your own span of four. 37. If you've grown tired of typing, effectively end a thread by accusing others of being Nazis. 38. Write and regularly post a FAQ about yourself. 39. Insist that there's no such state in the U.S. as "New Mexico." 40. Post only in Esperanto. 41. Claim a copyright on the word "Usenet," and follow up all posts you encounter that contain it by posting a bill. 42. Sell "posting permits" in news.announce.newusers. 43. In the spirit of purest optimism, ask other readers to follow up with their account passwords and credit card numbers. 44. Why use a single question mark or exclamation point when you can use at least solar power generator schematics
45. List a cute organization name in your header, such as
"Canadians for Global Warming." 46. Insult a poster from another nation based on his country's performance in World War II. 47. Post vitriolic, frothing, hair-trigger flames in polite newsgroups as if you were a testosterone-crazed adolescent debating in
alt.games.doom which - Hide quoted text -- Show quoted text - shotgun is superior. 48. Follow up spam posts in the belief that the originator, who probably follows the group closely and is desperately curious about receiving feedback, will see your impassioned plea and be so moved by your lengthy, point-by-point indictment of their conduct that they pledge to desist from such activity for all time. 49. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Mr. Spock as your signature. 50. Post to soc.culture.women and ask, "What's your favorite brand of oven mitt, little ladies?" 51. Steer all debates to your own pet subjects of expertise, regardless of their relevance. 52. Make it clear from your postings that you have a profound inability to distinguish "The X-Files" as fiction. 53. Post 20-part encoded image files from NASA ftp archives that you claim show clear evidence of alien settlements. 54. Insinuate vague conspiracies in all your posts. 55. Post alarming ten-year-old files about Congressional bills to tax modem usage "in the name of freedom." 56. Claim that unidentified government agencies are censoring your posts. 57. Ask readers to collect aluminum pop-tops on behalf of Craig Shergold. 58. Ask readers of comp.sci.algorighms how to get Super Marios to the castle. 59. POST IN ALL CAPS. 60. omit all punctuation 61. omitallspaces. 62. DOALLTHREEOFTHEABOVE 63. Compose an exhaustively researched 15-part FAQ detailing the favorite movie musicals of relatives of the "Deep Space Nine" cast. Post it weekly in its entirety. 64. Strive to ensure that no two consecutive words in your posts are correctly spelled. 65. Enrich the lives of thousands with a thoughtful and impassioned debate on the topic "AOL users suck". 66. Dispense essential and priceless financial advice, such as the assertion that no one is legally required to pay taxes. 67. Demand that others cease using the letter "e", as you find it "dply offnsiv". 68. Follow up another person's posts every twelve minutes to accuse them of "obsessing." 69. Follow up two dozen of another person's posts to accuse them of harassing you. Send copious e-mail messages if you're ignored. 70. Start pointless debates over topics such as whether Whoopi Goldberg has eyebrows, what happens when you cross the International Date Line, and whether the bad guy in "Popeye" cartoons was named Bluto or Brutus. [The above list was discovered in
alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, and thus is not an original work of the current poster. Feel free to add to this list for purposes of Usenet amusement.]
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- Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<2. Put four addresses, five lines of “geek code,” six ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key and your home telephone number in your signature. Or replace that with an ASCII-art dragon for equivalent waste. <<49. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Mr. Spock as your signature. Not even Adri would do something that stupid, would she? <<51. Steer all debates to your own pet subjects of expertise, regardless of their relevance. Oh, like developing Lunar resources such as polar water?
These remarks were uncalled for, Maas. But then again, nearly everything you’ve posted of late falls into that category.
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<<I think it would be interesting, Robert, if you talked a little about polar water on the moon in asd. It’s not any more off topic than some of the things we talk about in here, and it would let us see a side of you that you don’t seem to share with us. If you want to know what I say about that, I suggest you use DejaNews to find what I posted to sci.space.policy.
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I don’t think so. Robert mentioned this in another post as well, that he posts on the topic of using the resources on the moon in the context, if I understood it correctly, of furthering scientific exploration of that heavenly body. — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – I agree that the anti-Adri remarks were nasty, vindictive and generally not very nice. But I think it would be interesting, Robert, if you talked a little about polar water on the moon in asd. It’s not any more off topic than some of the things we talk about in here, and it would let us see a side of you that you don’t seem to share with us. Is this a tinfoil hat thing -? Aware1 — Toto… I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.
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I agree that the anti-Adri remarks were nasty, vindictive and generally not very nice. But I think it would be interesting, Robert, if you talked a little about polar water on the moon in asd. It’s not any more off topic than some of the things we talk about in here, and it would let us see a side of you that you don’t seem to share with us. Is this a tinfoil hat thing -?
No, there is a serious scientific theory that there may be water ice in deep craters near the north or south poles of the moon. They crashed a space probe into the moon trying to check this a while back, but I didn’t notice if they decided if they’d gotten definitive results. If there is ice there, it is good news for the space colony enthusiasts, as it means that hydrogen would be readily available with only a 1.5 km/sec deep gravity well, instead of having to ship it from earth’s 11 km/sec deep gravity well. CptButton (Who used to be a space colony enthusiast and L5 Society member back when I had the energy to care about things)
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I agree that the anti-Adri remarks were nasty, vindictive and generally not very nice. But I think it would be interesting, Robert, if you talked a little about polar water on the moon in asd. It’s not any more off topic than some of the things we talk about in here, and it would let us see a side of you that you don’t seem to share with us. — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<2. Put four addresses, five lines of “geek code,” six ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key and your home telephone number in your signature. Or replace that with an ASCII-art dragon for equivalent waste. <<49. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Mr. Spock as your signature. Not even Adri would do something that stupid, would she? <<51. Steer all debates to your own pet subjects of expertise, regardless of their relevance. Oh, like developing Lunar resources such as polar water? These remarks were uncalled for, Maas. But then again, nearly everything you’ve posted of late falls into that category.
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<<2. Put four addresses, five lines of “geek code,” six ASCII-art bicycles, a PGP key and your home telephone number in your signature. Or replace that with an ASCII-art dragon for equivalent waste. <<49. Use a 120-line ASCII graphic of Mr. Spock as your signature. Not even Adri would do something that stupid, would she? <<51. Steer all debates to your own pet subjects of expertise, regardless of their relevance. Oh, like developing Lunar resources such as polar water?
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Got it. My supposition, based on a wild guess, was off target. When you talk about building useful things in space, are you thinking about a lunar station, or do you think the moon would be a supply source for a space station such as Mir? — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<using the resources on the moon in the context, if I understood it correctly, of furthering scientific exploration of that heavenly body. I have a more practical interest: Actually using the resources of the Moon to build useful things in space. So it’s more in the line of prospecting for resources rather than just scientific study. See sci.space.policy for the details.
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<<using the resources on the moon in the context, if I understood it correctly, of furthering scientific exploration of that heavenly body. I have a more practical interest: Actually using the resources of the Moon to build useful things in space. So it’s more in the line of prospecting for resources rather than just scientific study. See sci.space.policy for the details.
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I’m not interested in what you posted to sci.space.policy. I *am* interested in knowing about the things that interest you. You are a *whole* human being, but you have presented only a part of yourself in asd. I know you’re not working right now, but when you were working did any of the things you did contribute to the scientific investigation of lunar polar water? — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<I think it would be interesting, Robert, if you talked a little about polar water on the moon in asd. It’s not any more off topic than some of the things we talk about in here, and it would let us see a side of you that you don’t seem to share with us. If you want to know what I say about that, I suggest you use DejaNews to find what I posted to sci.space.policy.
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So the moon would provide an easily accessible source of resources, and the infrastructure would be a kind of huge solar power generator? What would the space-borne economy produce? Or are you focussed on the initial part of the project? — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<When you talk about building useful things in space, are you thinking about a lunar station, or do you think the moon would be a supply source for a space station such as Mir? I’m thinking about building up a mining & processing infrastructure on Luna to provide materials for building a huge infrastructure in the Solar System to collect most of the Sun’s output to provide abundant energy to support an economy in space thousands of times larger than what we have on Earth now. No longer would a growing population on Earth be fighting over limited resources on Earth.
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Seems a pity. With all the research that goes in on your part of the country, you’d think there’d be a place for you somewhere. — Tara Ballance Montreal, Canada – Hide quoted text — Show quoted text – <<when you were working did any of the things you did contribute to the scientific investigation of lunar polar water? Nope. None of those companies/agencies working on such topics has ever been willing to hire me for anything.
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<<When you talk about building useful things in space, are you thinking about a lunar station, or do you think the moon would be a supply source for a space station such as Mir? I’m thinking about building up a mining & processing infrastructure on Luna to provide materials for building a huge infrastructure in the Solar System to collect most of the Sun’s output to provide abundant energy to support an economy in space thousands of times larger than what we have on Earth now. No longer would a growing population on Earth be fighting over limited resources on Earth.
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<<when you were working did any of the things you did contribute to the scientific investigation of lunar polar water? Nope. None of those companies/agencies working on such topics has ever been willing to hire me for anything.
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